Irma, please don't destroy Florida. Instead, take the Holy Land Experience.
Irma is a horrible storm. It will no doubt cause horrible damage, and, for now, it's coming first to us.
America and Florida, in particular, has a lot of reasons to deserve to be pummeled by a storm, but maybe one of our crassest places is this abomination, as seen in Religiosity.
I'm not even religious, and even I am offended by a cardboard Jesus in a lake. It just doesn't speak to my soul.
Every day Jesus is crucified.
And, this is a real-life theme park. Here's the map.
Please, Irma, be kind. Take your anger out on the Holy Land Experience and leave the poor people of Florida alone.